So here I am going into the kitchen at 1 am to get some cookies like a fat kid. I’m digging through the cabinets when I look down and right next to my foot is a spider as big as a goddamn half-dollar. And the little bastard just sits there like he’s waiting for me to make the next move. Of course my reaction is to just scream a muffled “OH FUCK” and jump backwards like the spider will instantly think I disappeared if I move out of his line of sight. So the little bastard decides to inch forward at me while I scrounge for something and finally get my hands on a shoe on the other side of the bar. And he just sits there, watching me, waiting like I’m just going to let him go or something. But he’s dead. I made sure of that.

(Source: fantasticamazing, via planarchy)

thedailywhat:

Sage Advice of the Day: Henry Rollins, the relentlessly outspoken hardcore music icon — the Black Flag bearer of modern punk, if you will — recently participated in a “Letters to a Young American” project. What follows is an excerpt from Part 1 and Part 2.

“You’ll find in your life that sometimes your great ambitions will be momentarily stymied, thwarted, marginalized by those who were perhaps luckier; come from money; had more doors opened; where college was a given, not a student loan; it was something that dad paid for; where an ease and confidence in life was almost a birthright. Where for you, it was a very hard climb. … That happens all the time.
Just because you come from nothing, you must not let that be something that holds you back.”

Poignant, and more relevant than ever.
[death+taxes]

thedailywhat:

Sage Advice of the Day: Henry Rollins, the relentlessly outspoken hardcore music icon — the Black Flag bearer of modern punk, if you will — recently participated in a “Letters to a Young American” project. What follows is an excerpt from Part 1 and Part 2.

“You’ll find in your life that sometimes your great ambitions will be momentarily stymied, thwarted, marginalized by those who were perhaps luckier; come from money; had more doors opened; where college was a given, not a student loan; it was something that dad paid for; where an ease and confidence in life was almost a birthright. Where for you, it was a very hard climb. … That happens all the time.

Just because you come from nothing, you must not let that be something that holds you back.”

Poignant, and more relevant than ever.

[death+taxes]

(via fuckyeahhenryrollins)

I just fought a battle over a giant vagina.

I just fought a battle over a giant vagina.

I’ve procrastinated to the point where I realize I don’t like my topic. 12 pages of Industrial Revolution economics, what was I thinking? Graphs mother fucker, graphs everywhere.

I’m adding ‘take acid and listen to the SMiLE sessions’ to my list of things to do before I die.

Colorado Democratic Party Supports Amendment 64 to Regulate Marijuana

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my brain

planarchy:

austinperry:

Oh you actually have to stay up until midnight tonight to register for classes? But don’t you think now would be a great to for a nap?!

all mine wants to do is be sexually attracted to sharks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPJSDCkwW0

my brain

Oh you actually have to stay up until midnight tonight to register for classes? But don’t you think now would be a great to for a nap?!

I feel like Nigel Thornberry is overused. And I love it.

Santorum dropped out today

Now it’s up to Mitt Romney to clean up the mess Santorum left behind. Heyoh.

I have an enormous respect for army medics in WW2

planarchy:

       They were required to run through a battlefield unarmed dressing the wounded and with a big red cross on their helmet. Knowing people like that exist makes me feel comfortable about the population bit a bit insecure in my morality. I think I need to do things for strangers more often.

ahem, Civil War medics. Same deal, no bright red cross, no quick injection morphine, hacksaws, really great mustaches.