So here I am going into the kitchen at 1 am to get some cookies like a fat kid. I’m digging through the cabinets when I look down and right next to my foot is a spider as big as a goddamn half-dollar. And the little bastard just sits there like he’s waiting for me to make the next move. Of course my reaction is to just scream a muffled “OH FUCK” and jump backwards like the spider will instantly think I disappeared if I move out of his line of sight. So the little bastard decides to inch forward at me while I scrounge for something and finally get my hands on a shoe on the other side of the bar. And he just sits there, watching me, waiting like I’m just going to let him go or something. But he’s dead. I made sure of that.
(Source: fantasticamazing, via planarchy)
Sage Advice of the Day: Henry Rollins, the relentlessly outspoken hardcore music icon — the Black Flag bearer of modern punk, if you will — recently participated in a “Letters to a Young American” project. What follows is an excerpt from Part 1 and Part 2.
“You’ll find in your life that sometimes your great ambitions will be momentarily stymied, thwarted, marginalized by those who were perhaps luckier; come from money; had more doors opened; where college was a given, not a student loan; it was something that dad paid for; where an ease and confidence in life was almost a birthright. Where for you, it was a very hard climb. … That happens all the time.
Just because you come from nothing, you must not let that be something that holds you back.”
Poignant, and more relevant than ever.
(via fuckyeahhenryrollins)
I just fought a battle over a giant vagina.
I’ve procrastinated to the point where I realize I don’t like my topic. 12 pages of Industrial Revolution economics, what was I thinking? Graphs mother fucker, graphs everywhere.
I’m adding ‘take acid and listen to the SMiLE sessions’ to my list of things to do before I die.
my brain
Oh you actually have to stay up until midnight tonight to register for classes? But don’t you think now would be a great to for a nap?!
all mine wants to do is be sexually attracted to sharks
my brain
Oh you actually have to stay up until midnight tonight to register for classes? But don’t you think now would be a great to for a nap?!
I feel like Nigel Thornberry is overused. And I love it.
Santorum dropped out today
Now it’s up to Mitt Romney to clean up the mess Santorum left behind. Heyoh.
I have an enormous respect for army medics in WW2
They were required to run through a battlefield unarmed dressing the wounded and with a big red cross on their helmet. Knowing people like that exist makes me feel comfortable about the population bit a bit insecure in my morality. I think I need to do things for strangers more often.
ahem, Civil War medics. Same deal, no bright red cross, no quick injection morphine, hacksaws, really great mustaches.

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